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I wanna say I love you if you lost somebody you care about - Lil B
My dad might be making me one of these :’)
woah your dad can make beds??
yeah well my dad can make damn good toast
My dad takes his wig off when he’s drunk
your dad and i have that in common
my dad likes to text me “bring me the zapper”then i go downstairs and he lies there like a whale and the zapper is a meter away from him..
my dad makes these for everyone but me
reblogging cause omg the comments
ummmm my dad works does this count
yeah does it cuz i’m same with ^^^
no it only counts if he takes wednesdays off sorry
my dad doesn’t wear a shirt
its only ok if your dad wears pink on wednesdays
lmfao this was WAY too entertaining…
THIS IS GOLD!!!!
DAMN ALL OF YOU FOR NOT SHOWING ME THIS ONRJKSNSJKGDGF
LMFAO YO WTF????????????????
“The end is purple!” “He’s so young, what’s taking him so long??”
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